男女大不同

 

男女付賬哲學

>>想看清一個女人的真面目, 要在她卸妝之後.

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>>想看清一個男人的真面目, 則要在跟他分手之後.

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>>想知道男人和女人的感情狀況, 便要看他們付帳時的態度.

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>>當男人完全不看帳單便付錢, 並慷慨地付小費,

>>他正在追求這個女人.

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>>當他開始留意帳單上的項目, 他已經把這個女人追到手.

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>>當他開始翻查帳單, 並埋怨收費太高, 他跟這個女人感情十分定...

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>>當他只是瞟一瞟帳單, 然後由女人付帳,

則這個女人已經成為他的太太,

>>掌握經濟大權.

>>當女人完全不看帳單, 只留意男人付多少小費,

>>她剛開始和這個男人交往.

>>當她開始留意帳單上的項目,

>>並囑咐男人不要付太多小費,她已經愛上這個男人.

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>>當她埋怨男人翻查帳單, 又批抨他付小費太吝嗇,

她並不愛這個男人.

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>>當她開始翻查帳單, 並埋怨男人付太多小費, 她已經成為他太太.

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>>女人願意付帳的原因有四:

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>>一. 她是他太太.

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>>二. 她剛剛收到男人一份名貴的禮物, 所以良心發現, 獲利回吐.

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>>三. 他是她的舊情人, 她要向他炫耀她生活得比他好.

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>>四. 這個男人妄想追求她, 她要挫一挫他的自尊心.

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>>一男一女爭著付帳, 則他們不可能是情侶.

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>>如果你覺得上述的論點真是胡說八道，請靜靜的冷笑.

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>>如果你覺得有點道理，請會心的一笑.

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>>如果完全符合你的現實生活，你可以哈哈大笑.

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順妻六大守則

順妻六大守則
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1.    太太絕對不會有錯.

2.    如果發現太太有錯, 一定是我看錯.

3.    如果我沒看錯, 一定是我的錯, 才太太犯錯.

4.    如果是她的錯, 只要她不認錯, 她就沒有錯.

5.    如果太太不認錯, 我還堅持她錯, 那就是我的錯.

6.    總之太太絕對不會有錯, 這句話絕對不會有錯.

 

以上這段話, 請先生們每日唸六遍, 以免犯錯.

The sand n stone(meaningful) read it............

Please read the story, It is very meaningful.

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 A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.

 

 During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one

 friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped

 was hurt,but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY

 BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE They kept on walking until

 they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

 

 The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started

 drowning,>but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the

 near drowning, he wrote on a stone: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY

 LIFE The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked

 him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write

 on a stone, Why?"

 

 The friend replied, "When someone hurts us we should write it

 down in the sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.

 But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it

 in a stone where no wind can ever erase it." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR

 HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE

 

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They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an

 hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire

 life to forget them.